All the way North

Enter your hourly wage and weekly hours spent on dating to discover exactly how much money — and future wealth — you are surrendering to the romantic industrial complex each year. Includes ROI analysis, Big Mac index, compound interest projections, and a very tired therapist.

Enter the time you sent your message and when she replied, and it'll calculate the gap — then map it to the nearest celestial object that would justify the delay at the speed of light. The scale runs from Earth (under 1 minute) all the way out to another star system entirely. Each object comes with a small note, because at these distances, someone still texting back deserves acknowledgement.

一款越玩越破防的 2048 类合成游戏。从纯真的“初遇”开始滑动，看看你记忆中的她最终会变成什么模样。内置无情的速通计时器与突如其来的“前女友复合”随机拦截事件。青春喂了狗，看看你能撑多久。A simple 2048 game with a twist.

"Do you believe in astrology? Me neither. So I made something even less scientific to prove a point."
Input two birthdates to simulate the shared geometry of a lifetime. This visualization traces your paths through a 70-year trajectory, analyzing the interference between male and female frequencies. My allergies are romanticism and my middle name wasn't Casanova, you're welcome.